An old man and his dog were walking along a country road,
enjoying the scenery, when it suddenly occurred to the man that he had died. He
remembered dying, and realized, too, that the dog had been dead for many years.
He wondered where the road would lead them, and continued onward.
After a while, they came to a high, white stone wall
along one side of the road. It looked like fine marble. At the top of a long
hill, it was broken by a tall, white arch that gleamed in the sunlight. When he
was standing before it, he saw a magnificent gate in the arch that looked like
mother of pearl, and the street that led to the gate looked like pure gold. He
was pleased that he had finally arrived at heaven, and the man and his dog
walked toward the gate. As he got closer, he saw someone sitting at a
beautifully carved desk off to one side.
When he was close enough, he called out, "Excuse me,
but is this heaven?"
"Yes, it is, sir," the man answered.
"Wow! Would you happen to have some water?" the
man asked.
"Of course, sir. Come right in, and I'll have some
ice water brought right up." The gatekeeper gestured to his rear, and the
huge gate began to open.
"I assume my friend can come in..." the man
said, gesturing toward his dog.
But the reply was, "I'm sorry, sir, but we don't
accept pets."
The man thought about it, then thanked the gatekeeper,
turned back toward the road, and continued in the direction he had been going.
After another long walk, he reached the top of another long hill, and he came
to a dirt road which led through a farm gate. There was no fence, and it looked
as if the gate had never been closed, as grass had grown up around it. As he
approached the gate, he saw a man just inside, sitting in the shade of a tree
in a rickety old chair, reading a book. "Excuse me!" he called to the
reader. "Do you have any water?"
"Yeah, sure, there's a pump over there," the
man said, pointing to a place that couldn't be seen from outside the gate.
"Come on in and make yourself at home."
"How about my friend here?" the traveler
gestured to the dog.
"He's welcome too, and there's a bowl by the
pump," he said. They walked through the gate and, sure enough, there was
an old-fashioned hand pump with a dipper hanging on it and a bowl next to it on
the ground. The man filled the bowl for his dog, and then took a long drink
himself.
When both were satisfied, he and the dog walked back
toward the man, who was sitting under the tree waiting for them, and asked,
"What do you call this place?" the traveler asked.
"This is heaven," was the answer.
"Well, that's confusing," the traveler said.
"It certainly doesn't look like heaven, and there's another man down the
road who said that place was heaven."
"Oh, you mean the place with the gold street and
pearly gates?"
"Yes, it was beautiful."
"Nope. That's hell."
"Doesn't it offend you for them to use the name of
heaven like that?"
"No. I can see how you might think so, but it
actually saves us a lot of time. They screen out the people who are willing to
leave their best friends behind."