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"10 minutes to go God!"
"5 minutes to go God!"
Now a football player was outside the door and heard the teacher counting. When he heard what the teacher was doing, he was furious and waited.
"1 minute left! Well class, as you can see there is no possible way that I will come off this podium now, so your God is..."
At that moment the football player came charging in and tackled the professor off the podium and onto the floor. Stunned the professor stammered, "Wh-where did you come from?!"
The football player smirked and replied, "God was busy so He sent me."